Hello there 1 guest

My dad watches a lot of those renovation shows. He sits there and complains about how stupid the show is, and what they are all doing wrong, yet he watches them daily.

I like cooking shows a lot. I can't cook all that great, but I like watching anyway.

I can barely cook. I should start watching cooking shows...

I could cook if I tried to do it more often.

I would cook if I had someone to cook for... wait, no I wouldn't.

you could fed ex me some food if you like.

Okay!

I warn you though... it might be bad by the time it gets to you.

my immune system can handle it.

if you say so. I still think my cooking can kill.

Would you be prepared to make that statement in court?